FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 21, 2014
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Transcript:
Jason: I look to the North. Marcus: To see 10,000 orcs charging your fortress, prepared for epic battle. Jason: My elf fires an arrow of +205 devastation. Marcus: Hit! The orc army is destroyed! Jason: Clearly Tolkien never played D&D. Marcus: You now see 10,000 Balrogs charging your fortress...
Nope—I grew up devouring Norse alongside Greek and Roman, and there’s nothing like a hobbit in it.