Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 06, 2005

Transcript:

Caulfield: My project reveals a crisis. I called 500 college graduates around the country and asked them if they could find callipygia on a map. 65 percent said they could not. children: So we have a geography crisis? Caulfield: Given that Callipygia doesn't exsist, I'm more worried about the 35 percent who said they could. children: So we have an honesty crisis? Caulfield: Eh. I really don't put much faith in polls. Mrs. Olsen: Then for Pete's sake, what's the crisis? Caulfield: I'm not sure Mr. Spaetzle has flat-rate long distance. Principal Spaetzle: We have a crisis.