Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 28, 2005
Transcript:
"I need a theme song." "Like heroes or villains in movies. Or 'journalists' on television." "Something to intensify my presence." "Believe me, if anybody's presence does not need to be at all intensified..." "Also, I could crank it up loud to drown out criticism."
Actually, Caulfield could just borrow the “Jaws” theme. (I’m sure Mrs. Olsen would agree.)