Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 12, 2012
Transcript:
Mrs. Olsen: You were supposed to write a short biography. Caulfield: I did. Of D.B. Cooper. Mrs. Olsen: May I have it. Caulfield: It vanished! Get it? I said it was a meta-bio. She said it was a cheap gimmick. Frazz: I say you're lucky you got away with a "C."
Nope, not buyin’ it Mister. Why not just say the dog ate it? A good teacher would have mom on the phone…