Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 19, 2012
Transcript:
Mrs. Olsen: Caulfield, Stop fidgeting. Caulfield: Thanksgiving dinner is coming up. I've go to burn 300 calories a day to stay ahead. Mrs. Olsen: Oh, boy. I'm glad it's only a 3-day week. Caulfield: You're right! I have to burn 500 calories each day! My bad habits are more fun when I can give Mrs. Olsen some ownership.
He is what teachers now hate – a boy. He needs drugged until he stops moving.