Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 09, 2013
Transcript:
Girl: You can get some realistic cat toys from pet-goodie warehouse. Seriously realistic. Frazz: I thought I heard some commotion down by your classroom. Girl: Not seriously durable, though. Frazz: Few things are, once Mrs. Olsen and her Oxford English dictionary come down on them.
Asoutter, that’s not quite correct. Sure, if you keep the WiFi off, those library books will stay. But you won’t be able to check out any other books, either, ’cause the moment you plug your Kindle into your computer for any reason at all, your overdue library books will cancel themselves.