Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 24, 2013
Transcript:
Boy: What does a tyrannosaurus rex eat? Frazz: Anything he wants. Boy: What does a bike racer eat? Frazz: Anything he can. Boy: Ok. So my dad was right about butts, thighs and diet. Boy: I still wouldn't have told my mom. Frazz: Being right didn't keep one from going extinct and the other from feeling endangered.
“What does a Bike Racer eat?”
CARBS! More CARBS! And even More CARBS!
I knew guys who’d down a couple POUNDS of raw Pasta the day before a race. No sauce, just a little Olive oil to help it “slide down.”