Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 11, 2013
May 10, 2013
May 12, 2013
Transcript:
Frazz: Second Sunday in May is almost the middle of the month the year. You'd think that would eat into sales of belated Mother's-Day cards. Miss Plainwell: You'd think a lifetime of love and gratitude would. Frazz: I bought two to save you a trip to the store.
unless your mother is a self-centered, ignorant, selfish woman who whines about not getting enough attention. who also has a xanax addiction, coupled with a pack a day habit and the alcohol dependence, she can buy her own card.