Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 03, 2013
Transcript:
Blonde boy: What do you call that period after the time change when it still feels like you're sleeping in? Black girl: Euphoria. White boy: Bliss. Frazz: Nirvana. Caulfield: Tragically brief. Mrs. Olsen: The Monday of stale swill. Mr. Spaetzle: I said I'm sorry I forgot to reset the the clock on the coffee maker.
Without it in the summer the sun would come up at 4am. I’d have to board up my windows to keep it from waking me up. Meanwhile in the winter, if we kept daylight savings all year the sun wouldn’t come up until 9am and that would be obscene.