Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 19, 2014
December 18, 2014
December 20, 2014
Transcript:
Caulfield: Did you hurt your back shoveling snow, Mr. Spaetzle? Mr. Spaetzle: No. I hurt it reaching around to scratch my...um, self. Caulfield: Bummer. I was going to offer to do your shoveling, but I'm not scratching anybody's "um self." I just got a free pass to change my story next time I need to. Frazz: That's an interesting twist.
Just how out of shape do you have to be to throw your back by itching your butt?