Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 22, 2014
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Transcript:
Girl: Huh. Christmas eve is scheduled close to the longest night of the year. The longest delivery night. Interesting to see a charity with such big-business clout. Frazz: I'm not sure Santa Claus is a charity or big business. Girl: If you want to mess with my illusions, you're a little slow.
The winter solstice is a full three days before Christmas eve. Mallett is really stretching for the funny.