Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 19, 2016
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Mr. Spaetzle: Don't you get nervous running during deer season? Frazz: Most hunters are skilled and careful. But I still stick to the roads. Mr. Spaetzle: And run where the drivers are so skilled and careful? Frazz: Then again, the lake's not frozen over yet. Mr. Spaetzle: I don't know why you don't piddle away the day in front of ESPN like the rest of us. Frazz: When did swimming in cold, open water become the safest thing I do?
He would need to wear a bright jacket to make sure the so called hunters don’t accidentally shoot him. To me the real hunters carry a knife and run down their prey to kill them. Or at least use a spear, I’d even grant them the use of an atlatl. But they would have to make everything by hand Too easy today. Real hunters do it the hardest way.