>> A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari>> in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named>> Cuddles, along for the company.>> >> One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and>> before long, Cuddles discovers that she’s lost.>> Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading>> rapidly in her direction with the intention of>> having lunch.>> >> The old poodle thinks, “Oh, oh! I’m in deep doo-doo>> now!” Noticing some bones on the ground close by,>> she immediately settles down to chew on the bones>> with her back to the approaching cat. Just as the>> leopard is about to leap, the old poodle exclaims>> loudly, “Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I>> wonder if there are any more around here?”>> >> Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in>> mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he>> slinks away into the trees. “Whew!”, says the>> leopard, “That was close! That old poodle nearly had>> me!”>> >> Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole>> scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this>> knowledge to good use and trade it for protection>> from the leopard So off he goes, but the old poodle>> sees him heading after the leopard with great speed,>> and figures that something must be up. The monkey>> soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans>> and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.>> >> The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of>> and says, “Here, monkey, hop on my back and see>> what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!”>> >> Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the>> monkey on his back and thinks, “What am I going to>> do now?”, but instead of running, the dog sits down>> with her back to her attackers, pretending she>> hasn’t seen them yet, and just when they get close>> enough to hear, the old poodle says: “Where’s that>> damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me>> another leopard!”
a survival tip:
>> A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari>> in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named>> Cuddles, along for the company.>> >> One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and>> before long, Cuddles discovers that she’s lost.>> Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading>> rapidly in her direction with the intention of>> having lunch.>> >> The old poodle thinks, “Oh, oh! I’m in deep doo-doo>> now!” Noticing some bones on the ground close by,>> she immediately settles down to chew on the bones>> with her back to the approaching cat. Just as the>> leopard is about to leap, the old poodle exclaims>> loudly, “Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I>> wonder if there are any more around here?”>> >> Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in>> mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he>> slinks away into the trees. “Whew!”, says the>> leopard, “That was close! That old poodle nearly had>> me!”>> >> Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole>> scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this>> knowledge to good use and trade it for protection>> from the leopard So off he goes, but the old poodle>> sees him heading after the leopard with great speed,>> and figures that something must be up. The monkey>> soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans>> and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.>> >> The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of>> and says, “Here, monkey, hop on my back and see>> what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!”>> >> Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the>> monkey on his back and thinks, “What am I going to>> do now?”, but instead of running, the dog sits down>> with her back to her attackers, pretending she>> hasn’t seen them yet, and just when they get close>> enough to hear, the old poodle says: “Where’s that>> damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me>> another leopard!”