Garfield by Jim Davis for May 22, 1983
Transcript:
Garfield: That's odd...two little bugs in full Shakespearean dress. Bugs: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? I'm right here, Juliet. I bring bad news, Julie baby, our families are feuding and don't want us to date anymore. Oh no! That does it! Let's die in each other's arms and live together in eternity. How do we do that? Garfield: Here's how. I'm not one to fool with great literature.
“Wherefore” doesn’t mean “where.” It means “why.”