Garfield by Jim Davis for November 04, 1984
Garfield: A dimly lit street corner at midnight. This puts me in the mood for some snappy patter. Hey, good-lookin'. What's happenin'? Cat: Who are you? Garfield: Names aren't important. Some call me a soldier of fortune. Some call me a renaissance man. You can call me "major". Cat: I love men in uniform. Garfield: What say we go to Rick's Cafe Americain for a soda pop? Cat: I'm with you, big boy. Garfield: Here's lookin' at you, sweetheart. *SMACK!* Garfield: Rats. I think I chucked her chin a little hard.