Garfield by Jim Davis for March 10, 1985
Transcript:
Jon: Sigh. Garfield,you are worthless. Do you know that? You are doing zero with your life... Zip, do you know what? You should learn something new each day. It would lend purpose to this dreary existence of yours. Garfield, you are worthless. Do you know that? You are doing zero with your life,... Zip. Do you know that? You should learn something new each day, it would lend purpose to this dreary existence of yours. I'm going to the store. When I come back, I want you to have learned something. I'm home, Garfield. Did you learn anything? Garfield: I learned how to use your credit card.
Uh, Jon? Garfield is a cat! Just what would you expect him to do with his life?