Garfield by Jim Davis for August 28, 1987
Transcript:
Jon: ...And I was wondering if you'd go out with me tonight? You say you'd rather go out with camel spittle? Garfield: Zap her back! Zap her back! Jon: "But what if your brother already has plans?" That's what I should have said! Garfield: Ol' lighting wit strikes again.
TBH, that is a really terrible comeback.