Garfield by Jim Davis for January 29, 1989
Transcript:
Garfield: Rats! I woke up. I swear this happens to me every day! It's another "hurts-to-move" morning. I'd say my eyelids weigh about 38 pounds...each. Jon: GARFIELD! TIME TO GET UP! Garfield: Garfield's gone! The hogs ate him! Jon: Rise and shine, fella! Garfield: Check my neck, Bozo. I have no vital signs. Jon: You spend too much time in bed. Garfield: That's only one man's opinion.
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