Garfield by Jim Davis for May 28, 1989
Transcript:
"This is a story about high hopes dashed in the big city..." "It's not a pretty story, but I'm not a pretty cat..." "It was a dreary night in the warehouse district. I knew what I had to do... I had to open that door... No matter what..." "And then it happened..." "GASP!" "I had come this close to my big dramatic debut."
Yeah, reminds me of Bullet too :)