Garfield by Jim Davis for April 02, 2000
Transcript:
...get rich through real estate! ...and now we'll paint a happy little deer by out little brook... ...Burn fat! Add muscle! ...Just rub on and watch those wrinkles melt away! ..It slices! It dices! John: Where were you? Garfield: Oh, just dabbling, doodling, pumping, primping, slicing, dicing..
4th panel sounds like Rusty Sienna from Big Nate