Garfield by Jim Davis for September 30, 2001
Transcript:
John: I am so very sorry JOhn: That was Mrs. Feeny again Garfield: Do tell John: Why do you tourture that woman so? Garfield: Because she's there John: ...Hiding her dentures?! Garfield: She bites when she's angry John: Sneaking her little dog laxative laced bran muffins?! Garfield: What's so irregular about that? JOhn: ...soaping her car windows with the words feeny is a weenie garfield: you know I can't spell... I paid a kid to do that John: What am I going to do with you?! Garfield: Relax...here, have a bran muffin
Did you miss the part where I told you to stop throwing around such a terrible event like it’s a trip to the grocery store!?