Garfield by Jim Davis for December 04, 2005

Transcript:

*crack crack crack* "Dear Santa, This is Garfield. I am writing to tell you about my behavior this past calendar year. It has been good. Very good...nay, outstanding...nay-nay, exemplary. I might even go so far as to say that I have been a paragon of virtue, a shining example...indeed, a role model and inspiration to cats everywhere. ...across this great land of ours...not to mention the entire universe! Garfield: If you're gonna lie, lie big!