Coffee mug: Yupper-doo. Garfield: You're tonight's age nightmare? Coffee mug: Oh, no? Garfield: But you're coffee, coffee's not scary. Coffee mug: I'm decaf, with nonfat milk and artificial sweetener.
May 14, 2024
Damn!!! And I can’t tell the difference. I can take a double black regular with heaping teaspoon sugar and just enough milk to lighten the color… and still doze off in half an hour.
Damn!!! And I can’t tell the difference. I can take a double black regular with heaping teaspoon sugar and just enough milk to lighten the color… and still doze off in half an hour.