Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 07, 2000
Transcript:
Rob is knocking on the closet door to the sound of "pound pound pound." Rob asks, "Hey! Bucky! Where's my wallet?!" From inside the closet, Bucky answers, "I don't know." Opening the closet door, Rob says, "You were dragging it around earlier; can you swear that you didn't take it?" Lying on a towel on the closet shelf, Bucky asks, "Why would I do that?" Rob says, "Just do it!" Bucky says, "OK, fine, I didn't take your #@$% wallet."
I didn’t get this joke until 20 years later