Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 16, 2000
Transcript:
Rob is in bed with a book. Satchel is lying near him. Bucky, on the bed, says, "What do you think people would call me if I were ruler of the world? All I can think of is Mega Conquerer, but that seems too obvious." Satchel says, "Couldn't I just call you 'Bucky'?" Rob says, "Well, you're a little weird, and megalomaniacal..I'm going with 'Napoleodd'."
That would work.