Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 04, 2001
Transcript:
"Get Fuzzy." "By Darby Conley." "That's not funny." "I have to say that I'm not thrilled about you trying to tell 'fortunes' with a deck of poker cards, no less." "Oh, those idiots on TV do it. And I KNOW they're more stupider than I are." "'Stupider' isn't a word, Buck." "Yes, it is... I just SAID it..." "Ok, let's see what the cards hold for Rob... hmm. 2 of clubs. That's good... it means you're, um, going to play golf... TWICE, I think." "Man, you're not even trying, this is just some silly 'FORTUNE HIGH CARD.'" "Does this mean I'm NOT going to be the queen of love?"
King of farts.