Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 16, 2001
Transcript:
Two businessmen stand talking. One says, "So by the end of the week, it was down over nine points. It SO devalued my portfolio." The other replies, "You should SO consider liquidating some of your assets and move them to higher yielding ventures." The first businessman says, "I am SO not touching my assets until the next quarter." The other says, "Well, obviously I'm not suggesting to you-" Suddenly, Bucky says, "My assets are in tuna." The first businessman says, "Excuse me?" The second asks, "Um...Who are you?" Bucky says, "I'm Bucky."
Bucky could probably give better advice than those guys could offer