Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 22, 2002
Transcript:
Rob and Bucky are in the laundry room. Rob is putting his clothes into his laundry-basket and says: "Dude, what are you eating! I gave you that $10 to buy Satchel's Christmas present, not some cat snack." Bucky, who is carrying a yellow snack-bag, replies: "His what? Oh, yeah. No sweat. I got his, um, thing." Rob says: "I don't think you even remember what you were supposed to get him...How BIG was this 'thing' you got him?" Bucky replies: "Oh, you know how big those things are...like yay big." Rob says: "Mm-Hm. So...what color was it?" Bucky replies: "Uhh...It was monkey." Rob says: "'Monkey' is not a color, Bu-" Bucky exclaims: "ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! I DIDN'T GET IT!"
Of course he didn’t. Why would you even trust him to go on his own? You should have put him in his carrier and took him yourself. Your fault, Wilco. You blew that $10. Good luck.