Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 23, 2003
Transcript:
Satchel is outside. He greets Motor, saying: "Hiya, Motor! What'cha doin'?" Motor is holding a turtle shell and says: "Huh? Oh, hey, Snatcher." Satchel says: "Satchel." Motor replies: "Whatever, anyway, I'm trying to talk to this little green guy...I heard if you get 'em out of their shell thingy, they can predict the future or something." Satchel exclaims: "TURTLES: NATURE'S FORTUNE COOKIES! Ha Ha! Who knew?!" The turtle says: "Confucius say: Dog who put turtle down stay dry..."
Haha. Good one Con-turtle-fucious.