Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 18, 2003

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"PITTSBURGH HAS SPOKEN!" "Think you know the smelliest city in America? Well.. Pittsburgers do! Here at Get Fuzzy Comics, Inc. we have tabulated the votes that Pittsburghers have sent in as the smelliest cities in the good ol' U.S. of A.!" "(And a few in Canada!" "1. CLEVELAND - 317 votes.. Remember: Get Fuzzy didn't say this one!" "2. NEW JERSEY - 268 votes.. not technically a 'city,' but hey..." "3. PHILADELPHIA - 54 votes.. or as 'burghers call it: FILTHYDELPHIA." "4. DARBY CONLEY'S @## - 21 votes.. again, not a 'city,' per se..." "5. NEW ORLEANS - 19 votes.. worse than Lubbock, but better than Darby Conley's @##!" "And of course, we'll always have France as our comical DESTINATION INTERNATIONALE!" "Sacre! Bleu! Cursez vouz, Obtenez crepu!"