Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 30, 2004

Transcript:

"Your hair looks very nice this morning, Robert." "What's up with you?" "He said it's opposite day. He's been calling me svelte, whatever that means." "Why is today opposite day?" "I'm testing out a very strange theory called Luigi's conjecture which states that if you say the opposite of what is true to someone, they often get confused." "Ok, so how is that theory strange?" "Because the cat who developed Luigi's conjecture was name scratchy." "It's been very difficult to know what people mean today." "Well, in that case, you're astute, Buck." "Pssh. Nice try. I am so totally not astute."