Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 20, 2004
Transcript:
"Rob, you can't give Satchel that! Beaver dolls are gateway beavers! Next thing you know, Satchel is looking at beaver books, and then...BAM! He's chewing on the furniture!" "For the last time: Beavers don't want to eat us; I don't want to eat them! End of story!" "Lemme tell ya something, Mahatma Gullible, a beaver won't think twice before making you into a shish-ka-rob." "Big-teethed freaks...they eat their young...they eat their old...I've ever heard they nibble on their contemporaries." "It always comes back to tooth-size with you, doesn't it?" "You can't handle the tooth!"