Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 14, 2004
Transcript:
"Why? Why would Bucky just bite me like that?" "Oh, let's see...because cats are evil?" "Cats are not evil, Robert." "Well, not as a group, no. Cats don't work well enough with each other to coordinate it." "The notion that cats are evil is a myth propagated by the media, many of whom have an agenda." "That would be the lesser known literal media." "So why did you bite me?" "I'm glad you asked me that Satchel..." "...thing is that in the dim light, it looked like you were attacking me..." "Dude, it's noon." "And you can see in the dark! You're always bragging about it!" "Have you no shame, Bucky?" "I pick up a lot of stuff on the street, maybe I do. Describe it."
Bucky is evil. But most cats aren’t.