Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 01, 2005

Transcript:

"Watching baseball, eh? Where's your Sox hat?" "I didn't wear it last year during playoffs, so I figure I won't wear it now...I'm superstitious." "What was that? You're super stupid?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. Yankee. Worst collapse in team sports history." "Well, strange things do happen. Just this morning I saw a Red Sox fan tying his own shoe laces." "How do they usually do it?" "Well, usually they can't. They require velcro shoes, normally. And even then they need safety goggles." "Oh my." "Red Sox fans also need to wear helmets around...and little hooks on their sleeves for their mittens." "What you care, anyway? You're not really even a baseball fan." "But I am a fan of the sport of you getting spanked." "Now there's a fantasy league, ha ha!"