Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 16, 2008
Transcript:
Rob: Collecting baseball cards now? Satchel: No, bourgeois ball cards. Rob: ...What cards? Satchel: I was hooping you had some of those plastic sleeves to protect my investment. Rob: Constantine "Duke" Palovich? Joe "Lefty" Stalin? Satchel: Their stats are on the back. Rob: "Huns batted-- In the head," "Stolen elections"... Satchel: Stalin has the highest slugging percentage in nationalist league in history.