Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 17, 2008

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Satchel: It says here that slugs drink beer... Rob: I got one better: Ants have alcohol in their blood all the time. Satchel: Oooo... I wouldn't go saying they're all like that... Rob: No, I mean they're naturally like that so they don't freeze/ Bucky: I heard of a baboon once who smoked a pipe. Satchel: Wait, that may save them from freezing, but surely they'd just kill themselves on the ice, then. Rob: No... I don't mean- Satchel: I mean why don't they just wear a coat? Bucky: They probably have to pay by the sleeve. Too expensive. Satchel: Come to think of it. I've never seen an ant with cash... Bucky: That's my theory of why most spiders live in the south. Prohibitive sleeve prices. Rob: I have clown music in my head. Satchel: I have clown loaches in my tank. Bucky: So where do these slugs get beer money?