Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 05, 2008
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Rob: So you didn't even like the diving? I love olympic diving. Bucky: Look, if I want diving, I'll watch a soccer game. Shin guards? Pf. Work on some butt pads. I mean, is the rest of the world, like, covered in a layer of foam or some thing? 'Cause those guys hit the floor like it's magnetic on stupid haircuts. Satchel: ...don't mention race walking to him... Rob: Don't worry. Bucky: I'd take a pointer from foosball and strap all those idiots to a big pole, try to flop now, Rivaldo!
I like Olympic diving mostly because I seldom get to see men in speedos anymore.