Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 02, 2009
Transcript:
Rob says, "Look at this picture of Italy. Amazing. I'd love to go there." Bucky says, "Meh. It's ok." Rob says, "'Ok'? It's probably the most beautiful place on earth." Bucky says, "All I know is its anthem is pretty boring." Rob says, "And that's how you rate a country?" Bucky says, "Robert, a country's national anthem is like their store window. It's supposed to show the best that a country has to offer." Rob says, "So you wouldn't go into a store called 'Italy'?" Bucky says, "Not unless they had a nice bathroom, no."
I could never live in Italy. I would spend all my time gazing in rapture at the spectacularly gorgeous countryside, and therefore would never get anything done.