Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 26, 2009
Transcript:
Bucky says, "Ahhh, the shark. The forbitten fruit. Nature's cruelest candy. Homemade attackle pie." Bucky says, "Yummy like a can of chinese dog foor. The proverbial succulent but deadly." Rob says, "Can it, Bucky." Bucky says, "Ah, if only it were that easy, my pink friend. The shark is both delicious and dangerous. Shall I peoplefy it for you?" Bucky says, "It's like god gave the cow a sawed-off shotgun. It's like a chicken with a switch-blade. It's-" Rob says, "Wouldn't bother me. I'm a vegitarian." Bucky says, "Ok, imagine brussel sprouts only grew in minefields..." Satchel says, "Ooo, that would be dangerous." Bucky says, "Oh, well done. Nothin' gets by you. You're not Satchel, you're Ken Dryden." Bucky says, "No, no--you're like the freakish offspring of an NHL goalie and an East German border guard." Satchel says, "Wait, are you saying Belgians are dying just trying to eat brussel sprouts?" Bucky says, "Nope! It was a false alarm, Rob. It was Satchel after all."