Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 10, 2009
Transcript:
Satchel says, "Why do they call the bad-luck-if-you-break-a-mirror thing a wives' tale?" Bucky says, "Presumably because humans don't have tails and are the only species with 'Wives'. It invokes lyage. Same idea as 'Crocodile tears'." Bucky says, "Or how the phrase 'Old dog's tale' refers to something totally useless." Bucky says, "...Or 'Full as a dog's head' to refer to something completely empty..." Satchel says, "You don't have to be so rude." Bucky says, "A better way to phrase that would have been: 'Don't be such a dog's bowels.'"