Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 04, 2009

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Bucky says, "I've been doing a bunch of studying." Rob says, "That's good. Genius is 99% perspiration." Bucky says, "Well, I don't sweat, and you just proved my point that 99% of your sayings are homo-centric." Rob says, "Excuse me?" Bucky says, "Everything you say is deliberately worded to exclude animals." Bucky says, "I therefore have updated some sayings to include your furry brothers." Rob says, "Ok, well, still sexist, then, but go on." Bucky says, "You see Robert, to err is human, to forget, Canine." Bucky says, "In other words, give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Feed that man to a fish, you go to jail." Rob says, "Exposing hypocrisy, OK." Bucky says, "Ich bin ein beaver!" Rob says, "Well, that's very...situational." Bucky says, "My work is one small step for man, one giant leap for meerkat." Bucky says, "See, 'cause their legs are really short." Rob says, "Genius. Clearly, you have seen further by standing on the shoulders of gerbils."