Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 09, 2010
Transcript:
Bucky says, "Ok, now taste this new cat food and tell me if it's worth me trying it." Satchel says, "Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Ok, what do you want to know?" Bucky says, "Well, for example, how many stars out of four is it?" Satchel says, "'Stars'? Umm? Starfish you mean?" Bucky says, "Oh my head! Everybody knows how to rate something with stars! One star is bad and four stars is genius!" Satchel says, "Ok, so what are 2 and 3 stars?" Bucky says, "2 stars is 'poor' and 3 stars is 'fair'! Are you awake?!" Satchel says, "Hold on, 'stars' don't seem like the best gauge here... I mean, one actual star is pretty awesome." Bucky says, "A star is an arbitrary shape! Use 'pies' for all I care!" Satchel says, "Ok, but why does it jump from 'fair' to 'genius'? That's too big a jump!" Rob says, "If it was a 3.14, you could say it was 'pi pies.'" Satchel says, "Ooooo, but wait... 'pi pies' sounds a lot better than this food is." Bucky says, "Must you annoy me constantly?" Rob says, "Define 'annoy.'"
If you made it a five-star rating, three could be fair, four could be good, and five could be genius.