Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 31, 2010
Transcript:
Bucky says, "Whoa. Lame TV show." Rob says, "No, I recorded my program, so I'm fast-forwarding the ads." Bucky says, "Doesn't that go against your professional oath?" Rob says, "My what?" Bucky says, "Whatever you call the oath you took when you got a job in advertising. Like that oath hippo critics take." Rob says, "...Uhh..." Bucky says, "Or is that just a hippo thing? Like, is there a hippo cabbie oath and a hippo cashier oath and so on and so on?" Rob says, "Hippos don't have oaths... the hippoCRATIC oath is for human doctors." Bucky says, "Oh yeah? So do human accountants take the monkey plumber oath? Bucky says, "And hey, can you recommend any good caterers? They have to have taken their naked mole rat civil engineer oath, of course." Rob says, "Clearly you don't understand what hippocratic means." Bucky says, "Oh my. Doesn't being rude to a consumer go against the adman's beaver dentist oath?"
Well, this is a memorable collection of oaths. “Monkey Plumber” made me laugh, and “Beaver Dentist” is good, too. Only Bucky …