Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 14, 2010
Transcript:
Rob says, "Hmm. I think my tan may have worn off too much to wear shorts." Bucky says, "This 'tan' you speak of? when was this?" Rob says, "I got a little tan this summer." Bucky says, "Are you kidding? You're whiter than an Irish sunblock tester!" Bucky says, "The local kids' nickname for you is Frosty the Adman." Bucky says, "Nasa gauges the brightness of a star by its apparent Robertude." Rob says, "Look who's talking! Most of you is white!" Bucky says, "But that's a fashion statement. Under this gorgeous fur coast, I'm a manly puce." Bucky says, "Do moth flock to you in the darkness?" Rob says, "Finished?" Bucky says, "Is it true that Benjamin Moore nixed their beta Rob Wilco color after several focus group members got burned retinas?" Rob says, "Where are my pants?"
I’d be less concerned about Rob’s pale complexion and more about the near-total lack of meat on his bones.