Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 18, 2010
Transcript:
Rob says, "Whoa, Buck, you're really running out of ideas for British-sounding horror movies. 'Silence of the Llanddyfnans'? That's awful even for you." Bucky says, "I don't see you coming up with anything! And it's better than Satchel's idea!" Rob says, "I doubt that." Bucky says, "Oh yeah? Go on, tell him your idea, Satchel." Satchel says, "Well, it's set at a family reunion in Houston. While everybody plays touch football, the food is sitting in the sun and spoils, so when they eat it... it kills them." Bucky says, "Now tell him the title." Satchel says, "The Texas coleslaw massacre."
Throw in a varying time limit that kills people off in order of plot relevance trying to find the real murderer before they all die and you’ve got a blockbuster, Satch.