Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 29, 2011
Transcript:
Bucky says, "Satchel, a battery is just some copper rolled up inside a metal can with some gatorade in it and spun around?" Bucky says, "Thusly, you take a monkey?wrap him in copperwire?stick him in a wet bucket, and push him down the stairs?boom! Electricity!" Bucky says, "It'll be a revolution in energy: 100% clean power from 100% filthy monkeys!" Satchel says, "Bucky, you can't...I...hmmm. But you're saying it's renewable?" Bucky says, "Depends on how healthy the monkey is, I suppose." Satchel says, "No. See, that...hmm...no. It, no."
Edison is one of our more famous thieves. Right up there with Billy the Kid, Bonnie and Clyde, etc. He just did it legally with no regard for morals!