Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 11, 2011
September 10, 2011
September 12, 2011
Transcript:
Bucky: We need more seltzer, pinkish. Rob: For what? You don't drink seltzer. Bucky: I've identified a gap in the soft drink market. I'm experimenting with flavors. Rob: Oh, no. Bucky: I'm creating the world's first line of fish-flavored soda. Would you like to try... ...A cool, refreshing capra-cola? Rob: Eew! No! Bucky: Watchin' the ol' gut, eh? I hear ya. Try a diet sprat. Rob: Uh... No. Bucky: Mello yellofin? Muskellunge dew? Rob: No. Bucky: Jolt? Rob: There's already a soda named Jolt. Bucky: But does each can contain a live eel capable of delivering 500 volts via lip? Perhaps you're more of a salmon-up man. Satchel: Ooo, I am! I am!
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