Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 18, 2011

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Bucky: Here's the garfield book you wanted to borrow. Be careful with it, tit's worth $100, it's signed. Satchel: By Garfield? Wow, that's... Wait, this is your signature. Bucky: You're welcome. Satchel: How is this valuable just because you signed it? Bucky: Are you kidding?! I'm Bucky Katt, man! Stuff I touch turns gold! I got King Midas' touch, baby! Satchel: Well, I don't think spray-painting stuff is the same as having king midas' touch... Actually, the stuff you touch generally gets dirty and broken- you have King Kong's touch! Ha ha! Bucky: you want to book or not?! Satchel: Yeah, yeah. Bucky: And I want that back by tonight, or I'll squeeze that $100 cut out of your head. Satchel: So you're giving me an ultimatum now? Bucky: No, I'm loaning it to you... And I wouldn't say that's Garfield's ultimatum, but it's a pretty-goodum.