Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 28, 2011
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Satchel: Bucky, this is a batman costume. Bucky: Technically, shouldn't the name of your costume be dog bat? Or bat monkey? Satchel: Why? Bucky: Well, not to get too personal, but if it's a missing link, aren't bats a few rungs away from man? Above dogs, but... Satchel: Uh... Bucky: To be honest, though, none of you guys are too different. You should have dressed up as a man dolphin. Or dolphin cat. Satchel: Yyyeea-uhh.
Have yet to find an evolutionist who can tell me how rats could ever evolve into bats and have webbed arms or whatever, can’t fly and can’t run fast, and yet still be the “fittest” of its kind. Sure sure, we are from bats, monkeys, and other animals totally unrelated to man.