Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 20, 2011
Transcript:
Satchel: Rob! Rob! Have you ever heard Bucky's Jack Nicholson? It's amazing! Rob: Ok, let's hear it. Bucky: Hello, this is Jack Nicholson. Rob: You didn't even change your voice. Worst Nicholson ever. Bucky: It can't be that bad, you knew who it was. Rob: Bucky, you said this is Jack- Satchel: Now do your John Wayne! Bucky: Hello. I'm John Wayne. Satchel: Yeee haw! The duke! Rob: You're not even anything he'd say, you're just saying I'm John Wayne! Bucky: If you're implying John Wayne lied about his identity, I'd take issue with that. Because I'm John Wayne. Satchel: Ho ho! How does he do that?! Rob: Where the !#$@# am I? Bucky: Right here next to me, John Wayne.
John Wayne, chickenhawk. When other actors enlisted, Wayne dodged the draft and pretended to be a hero for the cameras.